2011年2月17日星期四

[笑话连篇] 英语再烂的人,看了这个也应该学会英语时态了!例子太强悍了!

 
 

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via 水木社区 今日十大热门话题 by flyingcowboy on 2/16/11

发信人: flyingcowboy (敢笑"敢笑杨过不痴情"不痴情), 信区: Joke
标 题: 英语再烂的人,看了这个也应该学会英语时态了!例子太强悍了!
发信站: 水木社区 (Wed Feb 16 23:56:40 2011), 站内

一般现在时:I make love with her everyday.
一般过去时:I made love with her yesterday.
一般将来时:I will make love with her tomorrow.
现在进行时:I am making love with her
过去进行时:I was making love with her at this time yesterday
将来进行时:I will be making love with herat this time tomorrow
现在完成时:I have made love with her by now.
过去完成时:I had made love with her before yesterday.
将来完成时:I will have made love with her by tomorrow.
现在完成进行时:I have been making lovewith her for two hours.
过去完成进行时:I had been making love with her for two hours when her husband
came in.
将来完成进行时:I will have been making love with her for two hours when her
husband wakes up tomorrow morning.
学英语要从性趣开始
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